Dad JokesEnglish · 16 days ago

People keep asking me why there is a Rolex on my talking fish decoration.

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People keep asking me why there is a Rolex on my talking fish decoration.

Dad JokesEnglish · 16 days ago

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I tell them he’s a plastic sturgeon , he can afford it.

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