I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I call them MOLLE Millions pants 😁
Front view (yes, I know I went overboard with the attachments):

Empty (photoshopped to mirror the other leg):

I’ve all but filled it up and I’m self aware enough to know it looks ridiculous, but I’m something of a fashion maximalist. I don’t think anyone actually needs that much on their pants for any practical purpose.