• Jerb322
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    2 days ago

    I can’t sit through all of that. What a piece of shit he was! Can’t wait for the last time I hear his name!

    • bizarroland
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      2 days ago

      I have a stupid conspiracy theory.

      I believe they were trying to groom him to be the next Trump, and they wanted to duplicate the (also probably fake) assassination attempt and accidentally merc’d him.

      So now they’re just trying to make lemonade out of lemons.

      If I’m right that means that once the next big election cycle goes through we shouldn’t hear much more about him.

      • monkeyslikebananas2
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        4 hours ago

        I like to imagine: What if he was actually assassinated by time travelers? Guy probably caused some serious damage in 2041 and had to be dealt with.

      • starik@lemmy.today
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        3 hours ago

        Nobody is out here faking assassinations by shooting live bullets riiiiiiiight next to person. Don’t fall for conspiracy theories. Don’t be like them.

        • bizarroland
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          21 minutes ago

          I’m not falling for it, I’m making them up.