• @TwanHE
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      842 years ago

      Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

      • Raze157
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        762 years ago

        Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.

            • @over_clox
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              462 years ago

              We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.

                • pancakes
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                  112 years ago

                  It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

              • @[email protected]
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                132 years ago

                We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

                • @over_clox
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                  132 years ago

                  wipes white powder from my nose…

                  “Excuse me…”

                  • ElPussyKangaroo
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                    92 years ago

                    This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.