Amilo159 to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoSeizing 299 kilo of drugsimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11.28Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.26Karrow-down1imageSeizing 299 kilo of drugsAmilo159 to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up97arrow-down3·2 years agoCorrect, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
minus-squareTwanHElinkfedilinkarrow-up87arrow-down3·2 years agoHey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
minus-squareRaze157@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up78arrow-down2·2 years agoGotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
minus-squareEtienne_Dahu@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 years agoThis court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up49·2 years agoRecourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
minus-squareover_cloxlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·2 years agoWe found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
minus-squareDiabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 years agoThis bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoIt’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
minus-squareKidplayer_666@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoWe have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
minus-squareElPussyKangaroolinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 years agoThis chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoHey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!
Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.
Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?
Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.
This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.
Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered
We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.
This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What’s the seasoning ?
It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.
Bear salt, obviously.
We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine
wipes white powder from my nose…
“Excuse me…”
This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I’m so glad Lemmy got you guys.
Hey… I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!