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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 day ago

corn dog and consequences

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corn dog and consequences

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 day ago
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  • Klox
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    I have my doubts about this story. Two minutes (+ hookup time) and you’ve had one bite of that corndog? Wtf are you doing?! Eat that fucking corndog. Unless this is your second, you better explain yourself.

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      It’s a food truck. Probably took 15 minutes just to get the corndog.

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      Perhaps they waited to start their dinner until the show began.

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        One does not simply eat only one corndog

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      Maybe there was a line for the corndogs?

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      If it’s a fresh corndog, the only kind worth eating, he had to wait for it to cool.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “He’s been eating corn dogs for 8 straight hours. He’s a machine.”

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      If you have sensitive teeth, corn dogs can be pretty rough if you don’t wait a minute.

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      Also, no condiment? At least throw some yellow mustard on that corned glizzy

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