• LePoisson
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    1 month ago

    Honestly I used to, still do but try not to, get so annoyed and pissed off with people speeding like crazy, tailgating or just overall driving like a menace.

    One of the ways I try to keep my temper cool is pretending whoever is driving like that has really bad diarrhea and is about to shit their pants. Then I’m just like “hope you make it to the toilet!” Instead of focusing on the fact that they’re looking down at their phone and literally have no visibility to the road their driving on.

    It’s like people forget cars are heavy AF machines that can easily kill or maim others. Driving is the most dangerous thing most of us will do and folks treat it like it’s nothing. It’s scary.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      I so the exact same thing. I always say to my kids “that guy must really have to poop.” Makes me feel better about an otherwise crazy world.

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        Lol that’s awesome also in my head I hear it as “that guy must really have to pooooop”