Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy · 8 days agoWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?message-squaremessage-square141linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy · 8 days agomessage-square141linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMutantTailThinglinkfedilinkarrow-up75·8 days agoTwo more I’ve heard over the years: ‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’ And: ‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
minus-squareNibodhikalinkfedilinkarrow-up33·8 days agoA similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
minus-squareceiphas@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-28 days agoThere’s a german saying: “You just need your head so it doesnt rain into your throat”
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoYes! This is exactly what I wanted!
Two more I’ve heard over the years:
‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’
And:
‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
A similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
Oh I’m stealing this one.
There’s a german saying: “You just need your head so it doesnt rain into your throat”
Yes! This is exactly what I wanted!