I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”

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    8 days ago

    Two more I’ve heard over the years:

    ‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’

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    ‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?

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      8 days ago

      A similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”

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      8 days ago

      There’s a german saying: “You just need your head so it doesnt rain into your throat”