I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.


Back in my day, we took the MRE instant coffee and packed it in behind the bottom lip and gum, like tabacco. It was awful, but no hot water and long days need caffeine; Im almost thankful for Rip-its. I make coffee now by microwaving a cup of cold tap, then adding a spoonful of instant. It is fast and makes a good cup. Pretty sure every coffee snob would not talk to me.
This coffee community would be 50/50 with that. It’s a fun time here right now, everyone is either making instant or espresso. Hence this post.
Perché non entrambe le cose
I have found my people