A capitalist, communist, anarchist, and centrist crash land their small aircraft onto a deserted island.
The capitalist tells the group, “I have an emergency radio that I can use to call for help, but only if you all give me $5000 each.”
The communist responds, “That’s bullshit! I say we kill the capitalist and use the radio to save ourselves.”
The anarchist says, “Let’s not kill anybody. I’ll just make my own radio out of whatever I can find on this island.”
The centrist says “Hold on everybody, the real answer is always somewhere in the middle and I think everybody here has some good ideas. Let’s all give the capitalist $5000, kill the capitalist, and then we can try to build our own radio.”
Sounds like the setup to a joke.
A capitalist, communist, anarchist, and centrist crash land their small aircraft onto a deserted island.
The capitalist tells the group, “I have an emergency radio that I can use to call for help, but only if you all give me $5000 each.”
The communist responds, “That’s bullshit! I say we kill the capitalist and use the radio to save ourselves.”
The anarchist says, “Let’s not kill anybody. I’ll just make my own radio out of whatever I can find on this island.”
The centrist says “Hold on everybody, the real answer is always somewhere in the middle and I think everybody here has some good ideas. Let’s all give the capitalist $5000, kill the capitalist, and then we can try to build our own radio.”
Might need some more time in the oven…
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