• SnausagesinaBlanket
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    16 days ago

    Word has it A malicious acorn was found to have bounced so may times off the roof and gutter, then onto a secret service car roof that the loan Secret Service Agent on duty was positive they were being invaded. He called and said bring everything you’ve got! They said please repeat and he shouted EVERYTHING!