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    2 months ago

    He loves the sandwich. contextual clues indicate she knows he loves the sandwich.

    I think that she knows he loves the sandwich and is ostentstious about loving the sandwich.

    But she has taken aback nonetheless.

    She feigned imprisment of a love of the sandwich.

    It entices him.

    They grew closer together because he loves this sandwich and she loves secretly that he loves this sandwich.

    This is a photo that is a haiku, and my word are too bloated to express its meaning.

    This is the purest form of art.

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        1 month ago

        The sandwichsexual there’s not something I had on my bingo card. I don’t understand it but it hurts literally nobody. It’s like the dude on MTV, fucking his car exhaust pipes.

        If nobody’s hurt, go to town.