Don’t be stupid, that’s impossible, he has been dead a while now!
No they are awaiting the return of JFK Junior (the Democrat one that died in a plane crash). I can almost literally hear you think… that guy died in 1999 right? Yes.
But he is Jesus Trump’s true apostle, and expected to return in 20212022 2023.
Oh no, there’s enough of them who also think JFK isn’t dead, is somehow not ancient, and has been secretly fighting the Deep State for the past 60 years after faking his death dramatically.
JFK, like the JFK? The one who had his head blown off while driving through Texas? That JFK?
Don’t be stupid, that’s impossible, he has been dead a while now!
No they are awaiting the return of JFK Junior (the Democrat one that died in a plane crash). I can almost literally hear you think… that guy died in 1999 right? Yes.
But he is Jesus Trump’s true apostle, and expected to return in
202120222023.I took a random article from a Duck search fyi: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/11/02/qanon-jfk-jr-dallas/
Oh no, there’s enough of them who also think JFK isn’t dead, is somehow not ancient, and has been secretly fighting the Deep State for the past 60 years after faking his death dramatically.
It was a silly attempt at humour, but you’re absolutely right.
Ah yes, the resurrection is usually easier the fresher the corpse.