Not The OnionEnglish · 6 days ago

Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won

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Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won

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And that’s why you’re not a champion! Every winner shits their pants!
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  Good enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.
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    USA! USA! USA!
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      WE’RE #2!

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