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einlander to Not The OnionEnglish · 3 days ago

Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

www.fox32chicago.com

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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

www.fox32chicago.com

einlander to Not The OnionEnglish · 3 days ago
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A 650-roll toilet paper operation has been thwarted in suburban Plainfield — and police say the evidence was stacked high.
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    Reminds me of the “Uvalde grip”

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      Lol. How’d you get that weird burn on your fingers?

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        “Over gassed”

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      Is there a magazine in that one? Trigger discipline at least looks good.

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        It’s barrel discipline. Put your thumb in the barrel so it can’t fire.

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