In recent years, with the rise of tankie Xae junpoueng brainwashing, more and more patriotic Americans are being corrupted into evil godless communist tankie scum, who want nothing more than the destruction of the great, hard-working white upper class of America that has done nothing but good for humanity. But we’re willing to fight back!
In collaboration with several other major Freedom Outlets, we are raising a new project, the Do Your Part initiative, which aims to promote traditional American values and oppose all that is tankie such as pro-Stalin Big Brother No Food Spoon Man historical revisionism, as well as moeism and dungkhism, and support of Keem Joe-wun. These evil ideologies have poisoned the minds of our children, along with other threats to democracy such as the Woke Mind Virus.
Sponsored by Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Adrian Zenz, and Joe Biden(who accidentally hit the ‘donate’ button five times), we aim to reward the spreading of American values by paying two cents to every poster spotted praising American values and combatting Chinese disinformation online. While some have criticized our program and have even compared it to (Biden forbid) China’s infamous Wumao program, we would like to remind you that Freeze Peach and also it’s okay when we do it, but not those nasty yellow people!
Sign up here to do your part today!
spoiler
Thought it would be another Miku link? Get Assadrolled lmao
It becomes more and more difficult to spot satire every day