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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago

The phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave

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The phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • RampantParanoia2365
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    1 month ago

    Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      On the ceiling.

      • No1@aussie.zone
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        Aiming is hard enough as it is

        hard… huehuehue

      • RampantParanoia2365
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        Have you ever woken up and not had to pee? It’s like my bladder goes into overdrive if I fall asleep.

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