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Trump Clarifies That Iran May Bomb America, Just Not Florida

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Trump Clarifies That Iran May Bomb America, Just Not Florida

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After Trump suggests that bombing an American city might be acceptable, Iran pretends to take him up on the offer, only for him to panic when the consequences drift toward a state he actually likes.

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That’s why the Xindi targeted Florida in Star Trek Enterprise. They saw Mar-A-Lago on their telescopes but got here too late.

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