context is that this is a shirt about swimming. Cap, goggles and suit are all swimming equipment.
The son shaves his legs for less drag in the water, and I guess the daughter isn’t into swimming and just doesn’t shave her legs.
She’s so real for that, shaving is a total pain for like no reason.
edit: the quality is bad so I’ma edit in a transcript
Cap… $8
Goggles… $12 Suit… $60
explaining to parents why their sons shave their legs while their daughters haven’t for months… priceless.


My first few years speedos were still common, but it was only for meets. Practice we were always encouraged to wear something with drag.
Speedo’s fastskins changed that up. Team suits disappeared, everyone was wearing those for competition.