• Margot Robbie
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    41 year ago

    I hereby extend, in the most formal and ceremonious manner befitting such a significant gesture, an invitation to you, known in the digital realm as Margot Robbie, to assume this venerable role within the confines of [email protected]

    That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you, Lobster Man!

    • Dr. Jordan B. PetersonOPM
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      1 year ago

      Well, look, I mean, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie, I have to extend my apologies to you. It’s crucial to understand that, eh?

      • Margot Robbie
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        51 year ago

        Oh no, I’m not modding this place. Really don’t want to attract too much attention here.

        • Dr. Jordan B. PetersonOPM
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          51 year ago

          Well, you see, it’s not an issue at all.

          ::breaks character:: The non-bigoted person operating this parody account appreciates you, Margot. You are as talented as you are gorgeous.

          • Margot Robbie
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            41 year ago

            Parody account? You mean you are only PRETENDING to be disgraced Canadian psychologist Jordan Peterson on the Internet?

            Who would do such a thing?

            Wait, I would, considering that is literally my day job.

            • Dr. Jordan B. PetersonOPM
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              21 year ago

              Well, you might consider, after delving deeply into the complexities of human behavior and the myriad structures of social communication, that it is perhaps more advantageous to position oneself ahead of the genuine individual. This individual, mind you, is profoundly intertwined with the responsibility for the manifestation of what some might term as a “libertarian neckbeard” paradigm. It’s a fascinating phenomenon, really, especially when you observe its propagation on platforms like the Joe Rogan show, among other cultural touchpoints. It’s essential to grapple with these nuances, to truly understand the underlying archetypes and their implications in our contemporary discourse.