Why didn’t you just put it in your ass and carry it the intelligent way, the way our ancestors carried water in jugs for thousands of years? You think your rectum can stretch that much via random chance? No, yo ass has evolved to carry the burden of our collective survival, so get boofing with them electronics, boy, cuz Princess Diana is currently living in Canada just down the street from a couple other family members, which I just put here, randomly, for counterintelligence purposes.