I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.
I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.
I did not pay your mom after sex. Sex was bad.
I always do with yours as its great. Its embarrasing with the other guy staring at you from the other side of her while going at it and the line is real long but its worth the wait.
Are you my dad?
no. your mom does not use that orifice. only two at a time. she had standards.
I love you daddy!
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I paid her beforehand to make sure the sex with you was bad.
That sounds fair.