Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I’m an expert.

  • CapuccinoCorettoOP
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    4 days ago

    Analysis: You have a subconcious awareness that someone has a crush or unspoken affection for you. For some unknown reason(s), you doubt your instincts, but can’t justify the doubt. The admirer is real. The questions are “why the doubt?”, and “how to make a connection?”

    • expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip
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      3 days ago

      Subconscious? Man, Ladies Love Cool-Expletivedeleted. LL Cool E.

      There are four women right now I know that I could hit up and would drop everything to lock me in. Not meaning to sound like a braggart, but you cannot read the tone of my voice, and you cannot hear the expression of my face, and you cannot feel my energy without shaking my hand.

      I have a date with a fifth on Wednesday.

      For the record, I am not a slut. I am just a silly flirt who doesn’t have an issue getting a date.

      However, text is the worst form of communication. Some dude on here accused me of being sweaty; the conversation was inconsequential to me.

      I’m like the Dude from the Big Lebowski.

      But there is a bartender who was very impressed by the pictures of the camper I am buying and was joking about living with me. Really cute girl, but way too young and I know she currently has a boyfriend. I assume she was just joking around.

      But I will show it to her when I get it in a couple of months. non-sexual I am old enough to be her father.