(If you look real close, you can juuuuust about see where I spent $15 on some “UV reactive candles” that were decidedly a scam.)

Alternative titles:

• “Showing you this was a thighority”
• “The thigh’s the limit (or not 😉)”
• “Tinker Tailor Soldier Thigh”
• “I know what you’re thinking because I’m thighic”
• “Through the Thigher and Flames”
• “Do you want to ride my thighcycle?”

I have so many puns and so little thighme… anyways here’s a bonus: