stemy@lemmy.ml to Atheist Memes · edit-24 days agoYeah, i'm totally afraid of a god i don't believe existslemmy.mlimagemessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1403arrow-down115
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minus-squaresome_kind_of_guylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoApparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
minus-squareLovable SidekicklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoBut how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
minus-squareshartgargle@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoAhh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.
Apparently, pets are not eligible for the rapture, so I’ve assembled a global network of non-believers ready to step in for believers’ pets after their pious Christian owners get raptured
But how can they trust anybody who gets left behind not to sacrifice their pets to Asmodeus during a D&D game between orgies?
At that point it won’t matter
Ahh. Well that makes as much sense as the rapture, so good on you.
are you hiring?