• DonkeyStarEnglish
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    1 day ago

    Watching an episode of The X-Files about a zoo earlier today. “Aww, the elephant wants to be friends with the truck! Aww, the puma wants to be frie- I’d be very dead if I were allowed to interact with dangerous animals.”

    • crenquis@lemmy.todayEnglish
      11·
      1 day ago

      I always tell the wife that if they ever find my body mauled by a mountain lion, she’ll know my last words were “who’s a pretty kitty?”