[a character points at a scale on a board]
10: Excellent
9: Good
8: Fine
7: Bad
6: Trash
0-5: Barely in use
[the character speaks while pointing at it]
This is my ratings system
It makes sense somehow and will never skew the ratings of the websites I contribute ratings to
[a varied crowd of characters are giving thumbs up]
WE ARE ALL STUPID AND
WE UNIRONICALLY AGREE
https://thebad.website/comic/ratings_scale


I’m sorry, how dare I have opinions of my own. I’ll make sure to kowtow to popular opinion from now on…
We live in a world where thoroughly mediocre movies like Inception and Interstellar feature on imdb’s list of ‘Top 250 Movies of all Time’, so I feel entirely justified in making my own decisions rather than trusting those of total strangers, thank you very much.
To paraphrase a line from a popular British sitcom: “People like Coldplay and voted for the nazis: you can’t trust people.”
I thought you said you like movies…
I do, but only good ones :)
Scores aren’t for contrarians
Coldplay slaps though, so they’re at least half right