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    3 days ago

    I can feel my tounge getting cut as I pop it through the thin plastic mouth hole.

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      3 days ago

      The recipe for this specific plastic has been lost like Greek fire or Roman concrete. Future archaeologists will despair to understand how such an advanced culture (your generation) managed to be supplanted by barbarians who lost the secret to this tech (my generation)

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        The barbarians took thin plastic to a whole other level. Micro plastics are so thin!