Washington (dpo) — Things just won’t calm down for him: After Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was forced to admit to an affair with a Chinese spy, photos have now surfaced showing him alongside a Russian spy.
The new photos, which show Huang at several meetings with the notorious Russian spy Donald T., come at an inopportune time for the NVIDIA CEO. “Investors are likely to lose all confidence in Huang after seeing these photos,” explains economist Hanka Gondrell. “It’s hard to explain why he’s so openly associating with a man whose activities on behalf of Russia are an open secret.”
The U.S. citizen Donald T. is said to be one of the Kremlin’s most important operatives on the North American continent. In the past, the 80-year-old, who is reportedly run as “Agent Orange”, has repeatedly used his influence to advance Moscow’s political goals.
Furthermore, he is said to have a very close relationship with Putin and to have had long telephone conversations with him on numerous occasions.
It remains unclear as yet whether Huang also had a sexual relationship with the Russian spy.
Don’t be ridiculous, Donald Trump is not a Russian spy. You need skills to be a spy. He is an asset.
You got the wrong guy. This is Donald T., cousin of Mr. T. He’s never heard of that other other guy.
He is more like a ventriloquist puppet made out of Burger King meat, hate and scum. Sorry for the visceral description but he smells like a used tampon.
A meat proxy for the spy devices.