Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
A nation of positive thinking worker drones who kneel to lick the anuses of the corporate raiders who own us. We have all the guns we want and the freedom to run people off the road with our big trucks, and after 12 hours on the shitty job we shovel down bland, sugary food and self-lobotomize on 400 streaming channels. To us,kindness is weak and the strong survive. This has us convinced that we’re better then everyone else.
That’s going to be a very large welcome sign. Maybe trim it to a slogan?
Edit: also where?
Welcome To The US: No Ups, No Extras, Bring Your Own Gun. HOO-AH
Easy there Marine. B.Y.O.G is a new kinda party.