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minus-squareMidsizedSedanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoI’m sure there’s services that will let you rent a wife for the night. Bloody expensive though
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoImagine hiring a prostitute just to hold a board for you. “Like, no sex or anything? And I get the 12$?” Exagerrated voice “Ooh yea, just like that! Put it iiiin!”
I’m sure there’s services that will let you rent a wife for the night. Bloody expensive though
Imagine hiring a prostitute just to hold a board for you.
“Like, no sex or anything? And I get the 12$?”
Exagerrated voice “Ooh yea, just like that! Put it iiiin!”