Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name

Me

One day Tarzan was swinging through the jungle when he saw Jane down below, sunbathing naked in a clearing.

Jane called out “Tarzan, come down here and make sweet love to me!”

“Tarzan only fuck hole in tree!” he called back.

“Come down Tarzan, you will enjoy this much more. I am warm and soft and beautiful.”

Tarzan swung down onto the forest floor, walked up to Jane, and smacked her between the legs with his club.

“Aaargh! Tarzan, what the fuck?! Why did you do that?!”, screamed Jane.

“Tarzan always check for squirrel first.”