I was at a hotel bar and noticed a few men look the same way, I followed their gaze to make eye contact with a striking young woman who had just walked in. She smiled at me and walked over to chat me up.

Now, I realized as many of you may have guessed, that she was working. And I let her know my name wasn’t john as politely as I could. But she looked at all the dudes in that room and decided she’d hate to fuck me the least, and it’s one of the best complements I’ve ever gotten.