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dantheclamman to Not The OnionEnglish · 8 hours ago

I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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dantheclamman to Not The OnionEnglish · 8 hours ago
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Experience: I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon
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A mother hippopotamus protecting her young is one of the most fearsome forces of nature. Luckily, I’d just married someone ready to meet it head-on
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    These anime titles are really getting weird aren’t they

    • a_non_monotonic_function
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      Sir, you might be in the wrong forum. This is an emo song.

      • Gil, The Shitposter Of Ages@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        no you’re in the wrong forum, this is clearly a death metal song!

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          Huh, I thought it was a bluey episode

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