Somehow you’ve gotten your dream home. The cabin in the mountains, penthouse downtown, castle nestled deep in the woods, nuclear bunker in the hills, or whatever. Whats the bit you’d add that might raise a brow from others? The fireman’s pole? The slide? The moat? The hidden room behind a bookshelf where you keep your stuffed animals?

  • Xariphon
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    371 year ago

    Mine is utterly mundane: I want one of those little tower nook things like on Victorian houses. I think it’s just called a turret?

    • @MisterChief
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      131 year ago

      You are correct, a turret. You and my wife have the same dream. She wants to put a bunch of pillows on the nook and read.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        My mom had one of these turrets. I don’t mean to kill the dream but it’s really hot in there in the summer (Virginia)

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      It’s funny because every other McMansion Hell post makes fun of houses with turrets, but I’m with you… I’d love a 3rd floor turret with windows on all sides for a chillaxing space.

      • @stevehobbes
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        91 year ago

        I think it’s one of those things where it has to match the rest of the home.

        If you have a fairly standard modern home and just slap a turret on it, it looks ridiculous.

    • @Death_Equity
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      41 year ago

      Towers or turrets.

      Towers go to the foundation.

      Turrets start above the first floor.

    • @IamtheMorgz
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      31 year ago

      This is my dream too, but I want a retractable roof so I can set up a telescope. Also my house would be in the middle of nowhere so I can see the stars.