Friend, you are not forced to abandon tp when using a bidet.
Too much work to implement? Yes, tell us more about how hard something is that, by your own admission, you don’t understand lmao
My favorite part was when you said tp works as if that is reason to avoid any and all alternatives that people praise highly literally across the globe. “No problem to solve” you realize you’re just smearing shit across your asshole with paper. No problem to solve eh?
But no, the water makes it messier, not smearing literal shit over yourself, that’s definitely cleaner, yep
Friend, you are not forced to abandon tp when using a bidet.
Too much work to implement? Yes, tell us more about how hard something is that, by your own admission, you don’t understand lmao
My favorite part was when you said tp works as if that is reason to avoid any and all alternatives that people praise highly literally across the globe. “No problem to solve” you realize you’re just smearing shit across your asshole with paper. No problem to solve eh?
But no, the water makes it messier, not smearing literal shit over yourself, that’s definitely cleaner, yep
Point being that it requires time and money to implement, and stated as uneducated concerns in hopes of more information.
Again, point being its been a trusted method for a very long time.
As stated, uneducated and I’m sure most could see spraying shit all over the place could be a concern if you’ve never used one before.
Your response was completely unhelpful.