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Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

Did you know that in America you can get into trouble if you use the metric system?

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Did you know that in America you can get into trouble if you use the metric system?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

If you sneer at the Imperial System, you can get in trouble for contempt of quart!

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9•2 years ago
That one missed by 1.6 km

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