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minus-squareteftlinkfedilink45•2 years agoBirds get drunk off fermented berries. And it’s the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well…until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•2 years agoThis is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoIt’s maybe a reason, but I’m sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrotlink3•2 years agoAlso, many species of birds don’t live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.)
minus-square@dgendreaulinkEnglish10•2 years agoBees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 years agoOMG my blackberry bushes… those poor drunk idiots…
Birds get drunk off fermented berries. And it’s the funniest shit you will ever watch. Well…until you find out that drunk birds crash into windows a lot.
This is the main reason birds have a hard time getting a driver’s license
It’s maybe a reason, but I’m sure there are bigger issues considering how much drunk drivers WITH a license there are
Also, many species of birds don’t live to be 16 (some do, though, but those ones also rarely drive.)
Bees also get drunk off fermented fruit, and they are mean ass drunks. Source: I grew up on an apple farm.
Mmmmm hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ
OMG my blackberry bushes… those poor drunk idiots…
So that’s why they crash into windows…