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zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to Not The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Man thrusts American flag through another man’s head at Sonic, Oklahoma cops say

www.kansascity.com

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Man thrusts American flag through another man’s head at Sonic, Oklahoma cops say

www.kansascity.com

zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to Not The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Guys, I think it’s past due that you invest a gun that shoots American flags.

    • Colforge@lemm.ee
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      Nah I want an American flag that shoots bullets, man!

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        Why not both? A gun that shoots American flags that shoots bullets.

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          And the bullets shoot recursion!

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