• queermunist she/her
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    1 year ago

    Translation: you’ll become more conservative when you have children and own a home

    Millennials: 😆
    Zoomers: 😂
    Alpha: 🤣
    Whateverthefuckcomesnext: 💀

    • BananaPeal
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      691 year ago

      own a home

      Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.

    • Franzia
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      131 year ago

      Having to mow the lawn is the first step in the pipeline of fascism

      • @Brickhead92
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        41 year ago

        Everyone knows it’s a gateway chore

      • queermunist she/her
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        01 year ago

        You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor’s lawn…

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            Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.

            Your neighbor’s lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.

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                A tiny little strip of life, carefully manicured to minimize nature as much as possible.

                Might as well pave over the rest of it and just have potted plants for all the good that does.

          • Franzia
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            41 year ago

            my neighbour’s lawn is 50% dandelions.

            its too late, you’re hitler himself

    • Domille
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      1 year ago

      Wait is Alpha the next generation’s name after Zoomers?

      • @jennwiththesea
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        61 year ago

        Yeah, for now. That might change. Millennial was originally Gen Y.

      • @[email protected]
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        471 year ago

        Which is weird since conservative politics is all about cutting funds for schools, gutting the department of education completely, no pre k or free lunches for kids, and getting rid of a large portion of our law enforcement. Just doesn’t make sense why any one who cares about education or safety would be conservative

          • @jennwiththesea
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            31 year ago

            How would they prove to you that the funding for schools is necessary? What studies do you require? How is the state going to conduct these studies (in your view), in a timely manner that will positively impact this generation?

            There is plenty of research showing, e.g., that fewer kids per teacher provides for better education. Studies that show the benefit of school nurses, counselors, and other wellness experts. All of this costs $$$, often way more money than any given community is willing or even able to put up. This is why strong state funding is so important, rather than relying on levies and bonds. Requiring your specific state to prove the value of teachers, special education, etc is quite an ask. Why isn’t the existing research good enough for you?

      • @[email protected]
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        121 year ago

        Then why conservative when they actively hate children and society in general? It seems insane to lean that way.

      • SeaJ
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        Not in my case. I grew up pretty conservative she moved right libertarian until learning economics in college which moved me left. I bought a home and have two kids and am squarely on the left. I care about schools and crime which is why I want more funding for education and programs that actually decrease crime.

        Healthcare is the big one for me. We should not be forking over 20% of our paychecks for healthcare. People on the right are fucking nuts to believe that the cost is because of too much regulation considering we have the least regulation and pay twice as much with now limited options. We need Medicare for All.

      • queermunist she/her
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        -51 year ago

        Economic issues always come down to economic incentives. You care about property values because your home is an investment. You care about stocks because you have a retirement plan. You care about not being a burden on your children when you’re old and having inheritance to leave behind when you die. You care about crime because you have things to steal and a life to lose.

        I don’t have property. I will never retire. I will never have children. I am nothing and no one and that will never change.

        When I was younger I was a pretty typical liberal. By 30 I was a Marxist-Leninist and desired nothing but the complete destruction of the demon shithole country called Amerikkka. 😘

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                61 year ago

                No offense, but it seems pretty naive to say things will get better. I try not to jump on conservatives when they are willing to engage, but that’s a pretty rough take.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    31 year ago

                    Half the country doesn’t believe that climate change is real. If things were to get better, it would have to start with that group first.

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                Optimism is for older generations, who lived the before times when life got better year-after-year.

                That has never happened in my entire life.

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                    -21 year ago

                    Industrial production, mostly with simple hand tools and feeding steel parts into welders and presses.

                    It’s so fucking hot. It’s so fucking hard. I’m so fucking tired. Everyday forever until I’m too old too work, and then I’ll take out a 9mm retirement plan.