• @[email protected]
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        72 years ago

        Always keep a gun next to your bed, that way you can reach to answer a phonecall and accidentally shoot your neighbours through the wall.

    • @archiotterpup
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      112 years ago

      It means you didn’t tighten your bed ropes, duh.

      • @qisope
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        32 years ago

        ropes won’t cut it, you’re gonna need 4" ratchet straps

      • @[email protected]
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        152 years ago

        The apocryphal story is that beds used to be supported/made of many ropes that would regularly need to be tightened to maintain form. So it was a reminder to snug up on these ropes.

        • @cybervseas
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          62 years ago

          Indian charpai beds are made with braided cords over a mahogany frame. Surely not related, just a fun fact.