There, I said it. Had some Wagyu A5, genuine certified import from Japan prepared by an actual chef on a handful of occasions. The last one was on Saturday as part of a business conference in the exec suite of some fancy hotel, talking to potential investors.

The set menu cost the equivalent of $700 per person, wines not included.

And. I. still. don’t. like. it.

The meat is simply too rich, too soft, too greasy. There’s no bite to it. Every time I try it, it reminds me of sucking on a piece of beef flavored butter. A slightly solidified cube of beef lard.

Just give me a Black Angus rump or sirloin steak if you must, that’s pretentious enough at a fraction of the cost and provides such a nicer eating experience.

And please, PLEASE, for the love of everything holy, don’t give me Wagyu cubes topped of with steamed foie gras. That’s akin to buttering your lard. Maybe in 50 years when all my teeth are gone, I’ll appreciate being able to grind down a piece of beef between my gums. But as it stands, the Wagyu hype couldn’t die fast enough.

/rant

  • @negativeyoda
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    121 year ago

    All that value isn’t necessarily because it’s good (which is wildly subjective) but because of the intensive preparations that go into raising it.

    I think beluga caviar is okay. I didn’t hate it but I wouldn’t seek it out, never mind pay what it costs

    • @[email protected]OP
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      21 year ago

      Right, so in that case I’d say it’s time wasted on raising something of a sub-par standard.

      Beluga is nice, very rich and intense, but unless someone else is paying, I’m having none of that either.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      I could spend 40 years sculpting a 1/4 scale Godzilla out of my boogers, that doesn’t mean anyone should pay a lot for it.