• @Carvex
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    251 year ago

    The gayest thing I can think of is caring what another man does with his penis.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      “I’m so straight that all I can think about when I lie awake at night is cock. Y̶u̶m̶m̶y̶,̶ ̶y̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ Disgusting, vile cock.”

      • @Brazzburry
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        11 year ago

        Whelp. You made me go watch le telepathé again… Thanks I guess

    • @aelwero
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      -151 year ago

      If someone were to go waving it around my kids’ school, or in my daughter’s face, I’d have quite a bit of un-gay care about it…

        • @aelwero
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          01 year ago

          The topic of the comment I replied to, or the topic of the post?

          In the context of the post, I agree :)

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        You don’t think it’s worse, lying awake all night thinking about cock AND your daughter?

        My brother in Christ, it’s still an odd obsession with cock. You’re just tying your daughter into it.

        • @aelwero
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          -11 year ago

          I don’t know what you’re assuming I meant… I can usually sort out the assumptions made in these kinds of things, but I’m lost on this one.

          If someone makes their penis an integral part of your children’s world in some way, would you not have a very sudden personal interest in said penis? Would your interest be gay? Or if you are in fact gay, or female, or whatever, would it be sexual?

          Fuck no it wouldn’t… it would be a very unhomosexual interest in another man’s penis. even if your interest in other men’s penises is normally a gay interest, your interest would still be not gay, unless you’re kinda fucked up. A gay man would have a very non gay interest in a penis that was waved around In his kids’ school.

          Ergo, giving a shit about another man’s penis, or what he does with it, isn’t inherently a homosexual interest. You might just want to use it to test out a new baseball bat or something.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            MY point is, that it’s sickening that your first thought about penis is the HIGHLY unlikely situation of having it wagged at your daughter.

            “Who gives a shit what somebody is doing with their penis?”

            “I DO I DO I DO HOOBOY SOMEBODYS GONNA SHOW MY DAUGHTER THEIR COCK I CANT FUCKING WAIT”

            Gross, and I’m starting to wonder if it’s a bit telling 🤔

            • @aelwero
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              -11 year ago

              My daughter has sent me probably a dozen dick pics. She includes a name, a phone #, included an address once… What she expects when she does this is that I make a phone call and show some very fucking loud and unpleasant (and incidentally not gay, in context…) attention to the owner of said penis. I oblige because Im her dad, it’s my fucking job.

              She ain’t trying to trigger my homophobia, because there isn’t any (“maybe it’s telling” is a swing and a miss, try that shit on a republican bud, it’ll probably work better), she does that because she gets very offended by penises, because she’s gay (and in no fucking way is that any sort of political point, she’s my daughter, the gay part is just how she happens to be, I try not to mention that shit because of how people twist shit up… don’t be an asshole…).

              You’ve got this shit all jacked the fuck up thinking I’m implying some shit that simply isn’t there… I dont fucking care about who’s gay and who ain’t… just really don’t give a shit… it’s not an insult, it’s not some weird shit or bad, or good for that matter… it’s just a thing people are. Stop fucking assuming so much shit for fucks sake…

              (I’d clean this up post normally, but fuck it, it works for me, no hostility intended, just retired army without adding the fucking filter… apologies if you got the lingo filter turned on lol)