As a little kid we won second prize in a national cereal box contest, a “treasure chest of board games.” We received a thin paper game board with plastic tokens we had to pop off. Someone sued, because we got sent a letter and and two $1 coupons off Post cereal.

One might say my cynical view of large corporations started early.

Edit: I’ve also won a snowboard from Mountain Dew in college, but that was an actual snowboard.