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An 8-panel Phoebe Teaching Joey meme.

The first panel is Phoebe from Friends saying “Russia”.

The second panel is Joey from the same show replying with “Russia”.

The third panel is Phoebe saying “has invaded”.

The fourth panel is Joey repeating back “has invaded”.

The fifth panel is Phoebe saying “Ukraine”.

The sixth panel is Joey repeating back “Ukraine”.

The seventh panel is Phoebe saying the completed phrase “Russia has invaded Ukraine”.

The final panel shows Joey proudly proclaiming “NATO just started a proxy war”.

  • @luckyhunter
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    -131 year ago

    I was thinking if taking my family out to dinner. Maybe vacation, I’m not too sure what my cut would be.

    • @SCB
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      111 year ago

      Given that you’re worried about income taxes, your cut is very small.

      • @luckyhunter
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        -71 year ago

        In the name of equality, my family share would be total cost / 331.9million * 3.

        • @SCB
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          1 year ago

          That’s not how income taxes work (you already got paid a rebate for your dependents) and equality in taxation is not a thing you actually want.

          • @luckyhunter
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            -91 year ago

            I don’t care what you call it. I want a rebate, covid money, bailout, stimulus check, of my family share of all the aid sent to Ukraine, as of June this year that’s about $1,000 total and counting. That will cover a weekend trip to Big Sky this winter!

            • @TheLurker
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              • @luckyhunter
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                -61 year ago

                He couldn’t handle Ukraine before the aid even started flowing, any American concerned now that Russia is a threat to the US is bonkers. The selfish ones are everyone in Europe who thinks the US needs to help Ukraine at all. There’s no reason the US should be out spending the entirety of Europe combined.

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                  • @luckyhunter
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                    -51 year ago

                    Yep, I want my ski weekend. Europe is perfectly capable of preventing a nuclear armed Russia from marching over eastern Europe without my $1000. If Germany started marching all over Eastern Europe again, I might get slightly concerned.

            • @SCB
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              1 year ago

              Well, wish in one hand and shit in the other and let me know which hand fills up.

              • @luckyhunter
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                -61 year ago

                lol no shit. Maybe they can put “Sponsored by Luckyhunter” on some unnamed conscripts grave as a consolation prize.

                • @SCB
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                  21 year ago

                  I’d love it if I could sponsor a bomb or artillery shell, NGL.