…And every Google product I’ve owned has been awful…

I don’t get it. “Every Google product I’ve owned” makes it sound like you’ve owned a lot of Google products. But every single one you’ve “owned has been awful”.

Why do you continue buying Google products if they’ve been awful… for you? Maybe Google isn’t the right OEM for you? I mean, no one is forcing you to buy their products if they’re “awful”, right?