While I was in my car. I farted and then felt something wet. So I rushed in the office and clocked out for lunch. I went to the Walmart down the street and bought I pair of black jeans. It didn’t help that they have me camel toe. What Caused my accident was this REALLY hot beef jerky I got from the gas Station.
Swapping a shart for a camel toe, not a bad trade!
Would’ve sucked if you were stuck in a meeting or something.
I know