It was a chilly Autumn evening when 59 year old Cincinnati resident Robert Dale heard a knock on his door. “I was sittin’ in my recliner, just watchin’ football, then all of a sudden I got a knock on my door. I thought it was my grandkids…”

When Robert Dale opened his door, it was indeed his grandchildren. But he knew something was wrong the moment he saw their expressions.

"I tried to talk to them, but they would even listen to me. They were all on their smart phones and nothing I said or did would get em to put those darn things down.

When I got a glimpse of what was on their smart phones, my heart sank right into my chest."

A shocking discovery: his grandchildren, like so many other misguided youths, have began using TikTok - Xi Jinping’s latest effort to keep a close eye on the personal lives of Americans with a surveillance system unlike any other seen before it.

Ohio Lawmaker Jebediah Flang had this to say when interviewed by CBT reporters on Friday: "Hooligans and youngsters crave their tiktok dances and their immediate grams. But beyond this naive quest for what their foolish minds label “fun”, lies a dark truth that they refuse to acknowledge, and that truth is that with each " tik tok asmr challenge “, they inch just that much closer towards Chinese sympathies. One minute, they are quoting the latest “meme” as they call them (Whatever ever happened to the funny pages?) and the next, they are quoting the dictator Mao Zedong like any patriotic man would with George Washington. Really scary stuff.”

Incredible words from an incredible man.

The growing trend among the unthinking generation has startled lawmakers like Jebediah Flang and miniscule average joes like Robert Dale into action. Each taking their own paths to ensuring the safety of our besieged nation.

God bless CBT. God bless Unbiased Journalism. God bless our imperial protectors.

I am Rebecca Frank, signing off.