• 🇨🅾️🇰🅰️N🇪
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    1621 year ago

    I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.

    • @[email protected]
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      871 year ago

      I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.

      • @AbidanYre
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        361 year ago

        The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.

          • R0cket_M00se
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            81 year ago

            “Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”

            Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.

        • @Gerblat
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          41 year ago

          From the makers of KnifeWrench™️

      • @Z3k3
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        131 year ago

        Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass

    • teft
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      1 year ago

      “phew. Last strip…blyat”