Welcome to the Wednesday Whinge.
Cor, last week aye. What went wrong there?
First the thing with the whatsit. Then the other one broke down. Don’t even get me started on Daves antics. Phew…
What do you all think. What’s had you bellyaching this week?
Not dead yet. Or I did die but brought myself back again like the gerbil.
Have you done any sex pesting? That’s the only way to know if you used your ability on yourself.
Even if I’d wanted to I haven’t had the time. I’ll see how things shape up tomorrow.
edit: actually, I went to the pub last night and didn’t dry hump anyone (or any other kind of hp, just for the sake of clarity), so I’m probably good.