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minus-squareOtome-chanlinkfedilink2•1 year agomost cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
minus-squareNepenthelinkfedilink3•1 year agoCat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish2•1 year agoMy cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
minus-squareOtome-chanlinkfedilink1•1 year agoMy joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.
most cats will only pay for their share of the pet rent. if you can find a sugar kitty you’re pretty lucky.
Cat rent is a running joke in my household, because none of us honestly know where the fuck all the loose change is even coming from otherwise. She’s such a thoughtful baby. That, or a little whore.
My cat steals bras. All of ours, unfortunately because we could run a creepy internet used bra business. Not gonna sell our own bras are expensive.
My joke was about how some apartments charge you “pet rent” if you have a pet. Naturally, your cat needs to pay his own rent.